Oh Trouty Mouth..
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I needed a Joe montage and figured others might too. Glorious!
Essential update to original “Man’s Best Friend” post.
Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in ‘American Psycho’ (2000) - Morning RoutineI believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion...
↳ as requested by anon
«I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don’t know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. »
(via jesuschrist-bale)Source: jesuschrist-bale
Evidence to dispute these ‘terrible interview’ claims:
Lil wayne blaring, muscles buldging…jeah!!!
Math?: that’s what Excel is for.
I’m a bit concerned…watched crazy stupid love last night and didn’t flinch. Lochte blinders. Adorable. —t
Link to video:Source: nbcolympics.com